February 2010
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I really want to write the book of my dreams. One with everything I’ve ever conjured in it.
Feb 1st
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January 2010
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Pro tip: after a long early morning photo shoot, you may choose to invest in your significant other and give them a hot water foot massage/cleansing. This will result in ensured lovey dovey times for a minimum of 24 hours. I suggest using her favourite body wash. Don’t forget to get between the toes.
Jan 31st
Robots
Can we trust them?
Jan 30th
How to survive a 35,000ft free-fall.. →
Totally worth the read. (via thelastewok)
Jan 30th
“If I find in myself desires nothing in this world can satisfy, I can only...”
– C.S. Lewis (via littlelulubelle)
Jan 29th
weird to think, “the chase is over. She’s the one. This is it.” Gee wiz, I’m glad I’m freaking crazy about her.
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Jan 28th
“The future is to be lived, not prearranged.”
– Luke Skywalker (via thelastewok)
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Jan 27th
some photos from the Polar Bear Plunge… http://gallery.me.com/batmanbates#100292
Jan 26th
I really feel the need for RFID tags I can put in pretty much anything (right now I’m thinking of my wallet which I cannot locate) accompanied by some sort of tricorder scanning device to locate the RFID tags. Gosh why was I born 200 years too soon?
Jan 26th
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Polar Bear Plunge part 2
Jan 24th
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Polar Bear Plunge part 1
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Jan 23rd
applestories: Apple Genius War Stories: “I Got Punched in the Face” and More http://tinyurl.com/yklus2o
Jan 22nd
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I really need a new set of lock picks.
Jan 22nd
“There are two equal and opposite errors into which our race can fall about the...”
– C.S. Lewis (The Screwtape Letters, Preface) (via pineappleupsidedown)
Jan 22nd
“I love that now that I am an adult, I can buy exactly the kind of toilet paper...”
– Myself
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Kaelee on the S.L.U.T.
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The average amount of time the ball is in play on... →
why i hate sports tumbledore: People watch three hours of football to witness 11 minutes of actual play. This is why American football is boring and why basketball and soccer are the greatest sports in the world. 11 minutes of actual play 12 minutes of shots of the head coaches and referees 17 minutes of replays 60 minutes of commercials 75 minutes of shots of players huddling, standing...
Jan 18th
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Me: You really don’t like it when I change the words to Disney songs..? K: I really, do not. Me: Is there some way we could, you know, work on this? K: Well, you could NOT-sing them… For starters.
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What I do when I’m alone at home.
Jan 16th
It was THAT song...
So every day around 5pm a song plays in my store and I have been trying to get my iPhone close enough to the speakers so Shazam would work and tell me what the song is. It is always too loud for it to discern the song. It has been stuck in my head for days. Well… just at this moment, I discovered what song it was. In fact, it was IN my iTunes. Bet you’d like to know what song....
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My roommates' dad worked in my stead
Most likely one of the most frustrating things is when you get off work and go to bed only to dream about working and being at work. Last night I dreamt that I trained my roommates’ dad to do one of the less enjoyable functions of my job so I didn’t have to. Original
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“I think that if God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise it is...”
– C.S. Lewis (via derekthornton)
Jan 13th
“All joy emphasizes our pilgrim status; always reminds, beckons, awakens desire....”
– C.S. Lewis (via derekthornton)
Jan 13th
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