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“Do you doubt what’s in the reports that have followed me around my whole life?”
(Source: sundriedraisins)
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Man, grammar. What’s that? #poorlystructuredtweets
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Mark Zuckerman has a nice voice. I wish he would be the voice in my audiobooks.
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He’s definitely the /prettiest/ option. He’s got that going for him.
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Who are all those ugly men behind Obama?
